The Nice Guys

March: "Munich."
Healy: "What?"
March: "Guy without his balls. A Munich."
Healy: "Munich, is a city in Germany, Munich. München."
March: "You sure?"
Healy: "My dad was stationed there."
March: "Right. Hitler only had one ball."

"I think I'm invincible... I don't think I can die!"

"So you're telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?"

[At a party]
Holly: "Dad, there are whores here n'stuff."
March: "Don't say n'stuff. Just say, Dad, there are whores here."

March: "Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."
Healy: "People got hurt."
March: "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."