The Odd Couple

"Why doesn't he hear me? I know I'm talking. I recognize my voice."

Felix: "I think I'm crazy."
Oscar: "If it makes you feel any better, I think so too."

"Murray, I'll give you $200 for your gun."

Murray: "What happened to the apartment?"
Oscar: "It's been given the good housekeeping seal of approval."

"You can't spend the rest of your life crying. It annoys people in the movies."

Felix: "In other words, you're throwin' me out."
Oscar: "Not in other words. Those are the perfect ones!"

"I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy!"

"Hey, did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight? He wrote out his entire will on half a roll of toilet paper. What a nut!"