The Other Guys

"Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over!"

"From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there."

"Got a couple of tips... help you guys stay out of jail. One: try your hardest to not be Black or Hispanic."

"If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!"

"Hope you like prison food... and penis."

"Did someone call 9-1-holy shit?"

Terry: "What is this?"
Allen: "Its my car, Its a Prius."
Terry: "I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina."

"At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded."