The Secret Life of Pets

Buddy: "What is that smell?"
Pops: "That's poo-poo with a dash of caca."

Buddy: "How you've been, old timer?"
Pops: "Paralyzed..."
[pause]
Gidget: "Great!"

"Katie is a dog person, and dog persons do inexplicable things, like get dogs instead of cats."

"Who are we? We are the Flushed Pets. Abandoned by our owners, and now we're out for revenge! It's like a club, but with biting and scratching."

"The revolution has begun! Liberated forever, domesticated never!"

"That raccoon is lying, he's not the president!"

"I feel heroic, and handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good. I look good."

Snowball: "Welcome my dogs! Man, you look weird... well, c'mon! Join the party!"
Buddy: "You said it was a costume party!"
Mel: "Why do you listen to me?"
Snowball: "Aha haha.."