The Secret Life of Pets

"Every breath I take is a cliffhanger!"

"This is uh, Puffball, Squashface, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle Eye, Guinea Pig Joe! And of course my girlfriend, Rhonda!"

Max: "Chloe! Chloe! I got a bad situation. Katie brought home a psychopath from the pound! I don't even have a bed now! I'm sleeping on the floor, like a dog!"
Chloe: "Look Max... I'm your friend, OK, and as your friend Ive got to be honest with you: I don't care about you or your problems!"

Chloe: "Remember that time a cat tried to eat Sweet Pea? Who saved him?"
Buddy: "Chloe, that random cat was you."
Chloe: "Let's not worry about which random cat! The important thing is who saved him? Max did!"

"Remember me!"

Gidget: "Hey, Max."
Max: "Hey, Gidget."
Gidget: "Any plans today?"
Max: "Yes. Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back."
Gidget: "Oh, that sounds exciting. Well, I won't interrupt. I've got a very busy day too."