The Tuxedo

Del Blaine: "Oh my God!"
Jimmy Tong: "Oh your God what?"

Winton Chalmers: "Life's a bitch."
Del Blaine: "He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy."

Jimmy: "You are very smart. Good speller."
Cheryl: "Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class."

"Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women."

"When I look at you, I have a wet dream."

"The name's Tong, James Tong."

"Never touch my tuxedo."

"That's definitely not a rental."