The Tuxedo * Quotes
Release date: 09/27/2002
Runtime: 98 min
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Cast (partial)
Jackie Chan (Jimmy Tong), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Del Blaine), Jason Isaacs (Clark Devlin), Debi Mazar (Steena), Ritchie Coster (Dietrich Banning) (more...)
Movie Quotes
"Never touch my tuxedo."
Clark Devlin Jason Isaacs
"That's definitely not a rental."
Jimmy Tong Jackie Chan
"The name's Tong, James Tong."
Jimmy Tong Jackie Chan
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"When I look at you, I have a wet dream."
Jimmy Tong Jackie Chan
"Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women."
Clark Devlin Jason Isaacs
Jimmy: "You are very smart. Good speller."
Cheryl: "Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class."
Cheryl: "Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class."
Jimmy Tong Jackie Chan
Cheryl Mia Cottet
Winton Chalmers: "Life's a bitch."
Del Blaine: "He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy."
Del Blaine: "He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy."
Winton Chalmers Bob Balaban
Del Blaine Jennifer Love Hewitt
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