Twister

Beltzer: "Normal man spends his life avoiding tense situations."
Dusty: "Repo Man spends his life getting into tense situations, Beltzer!"

Dustin: "Jo, Bill, it's coming! It's headed right for us!"
Bill: "It's already here!"

"Ha Ha! It's the wonder of nature, baby!"

"She didn't marry your penis... Okay, she didn't only marry your penis."

"'The Suck Zone'... it's the point basically when the twister... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously."

Bill: "Jo. Things go wrong. You can't explain it, you can't predict it. Killing yourself won't bring your dad back. I'm sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past, and look what you got right in front of you."
Jo: "What are you talking about?"
Bill: "Me, Jo."

[A cow flies by in the storm]
Jo: "Cow!"
Jo: "'Nother cow!"
Bill: "Actually, I think that was the same one."

"I gotta go Julia, we got cows."