Veronica Mars

Logan: "I need your help, Veronica."
Veronica: "I don't really do that anymore."

Veronica Mars: "So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his 'most changed' trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcée in Southern California?"
Keith Mars: "Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it."

"When Logan said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?"

Veronica: "Come back to me."
Logan: "Always."

Madison Sinclair: "Veronica! You must be so proud. Just because you were an unpopular bitch, you had to ruin it for everybody else."
Veronica Mars: "I'd stop there."
Madison Sinclair: "Oh, would you? What are you gonna do? Use your stun gun on me? Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?"
Veronica Mars: [punches Madison right in the face] "Original enough for ya?"