Veronica Mars

"You know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead."

"Well, if it isn't Neptune's very own Angela Lansbury."

"Dad always said this town could wreck a person, it's what happens when you're playing a rigged game. I convinced myself winning meant getting out. But in what world do you get to leave the ring and declare victory. This is where I belong, in the fight. It's who I am. I've rolled around in the mud for so long, wash me clean and I don't recognize myself. So how about I just accept the mud and the tendency I have to find myself rolling in it. My name is Veronica and I'm an addict... Hello Veronica!"

"I've let her draw finger hearts on my upper thigh for the last 10 minutes, so, yeah, I get the stakes."

"Dumb question, but I have to ask: Did you know you were being filmed?"

Mac: "... and they pay me so much!"
Veronica: "Ooh! $10,000 Pyramid! Things a whore says!"

Veronica: "You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar."
Dick: "Well, look no further, pilgrim."

Veronica Mars: "Hey, Mr. C. You miss me yet?"
Van Clemmons: "It's been 10 years of peace and quiet, Veronica."
Veronica Mars: "If you like that sort of thing."
Principal Van Clemmons: "Veronica. It's been... boring."