Veronica Mars

Wallace: "In case it slipped your mind, Piz is the one without the baggage and the drama."
Mac: "Hmm... I will say this for him, he almost never gets charged with murder."
Veronica: "Just one of the things I love about Piz. No drama."

"Give it to me, Vinnie. Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team where they can find the guy who posted the video of Fifty baking lemon cakes while singing 'Afternoon delight'."

"Do I get a chip for this? Pouring the drink, swishing it, smelling it, leaving the bar without taking a sip. Is this what getting clean feels like?"

Dick: "What's this? Wait a minute. No. I specifically told the agency 'an eager-to-please brunette'. Why is that so hard?"
Veronica: "Dick."
Dick: "Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time. [turns back into the house] Hey, Logan! That girl who follows you around is here!"

Dick: "Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger."
Veronica: "So do yours."

Gayle Buckley: "You were issued a private investigator's license for your 18th birthday? Heh. Is that something California kids do?"
Veronica Mars: "My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else."
Gayle Buckley: "Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14..."
Leonard March: "15"
Gayle Buckley: "Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?"
Veronica Mars: "Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie."

"A teenaged private eye. Trust me. I know, how dumb that sounds."

Veronica: "I want to ask you about the night Susan Knight died."
Dick: "Of course you do, it's a party!"