Wag the Dog

"When the fit hits the shan somebody's going to have to stay behind after school."

Conrad Brean: "You can't tell anyone about this."
Tracy Lime: "It is like a union thing?"

"All combat takes place at night, in the rain, and at the junction of four map segments."

"When it's cooking, it's cooking."

"Suck on this, you Howdy Doody looking vonce!"

"Haven't had this much fun since live TV!"

"Now folks, folks, this is a shitty business and it needs no ghosts come from the grave to tell us that but Lord willing and Jesus tarries eight days from now I'm going to be taking you folks into the second term. Wait 'til you hear the speech tonight, the 303 speech - great!"

Winifred: "How are we going to explain that when the world is watching?"
Stanley: "Fuck the world. Try a ten a.m. script meeting, coked to the gills, no sleep and you haven't even read the treatment."