Wag the Dog * Quotes

Winifred: "Why Albania?"
Conrad: "Why not?"
Winifred: "What have they done to us?"
Conrad: "What have they done for us? What do you know about them?"
Winifred: "Nothing."
Conrad: "See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable."

"Look at that! That is a complete fucking fraud, and it looks a hundred percent real. It's the best work I've ever done in my life, because it's so honest."

Conrad: "Leave it alone! What did television ever do to you?"
Winifred: "It destroyed the electoral process!"

"We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war."

"It's okay, he's not dead. [gunshot in the background] Uh, strike that."

Ames: "What did he do?"
Motss: "He raped a nun..."
Ames: "Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes... - Oh, God!"
Motss: "And..."
Ames: "'And'? I don't want to know an 'and'. Why is there an 'and'?"
Motss: "Look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication..."
Ames: "And if he doesn't get his medications?"
Motss: "He's not fine."

"This is nothing!"