War Dogs

"I'm not a bad man, but in a certain situation I have to ask myself, 'What would a bad man do'?"

David: "We're on the verge of making three hundred million dollars. Is that legal?"
Efraim: "It's not illegal."

David: "A hundred million rounds of AK-47 ammo. You can fill the whole order."
Henry: "I'm barred from doing any business with the US government. I'm on a watch list."
David: "You're on a terrorist watch list?"
Efraim : [to David] "Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro."

David: "A hundred million rounds of AK-47 ammo. You can fill the whole order."
Henry: "I'm barred from doing any business with the US government. I'm on a watch list."
David: "You're on a terrorist watch list?"
Efraim : [to David] "Do you work for Homeland Security? Relax, bro."

Iz: "You told me you guys were selling bed sheets."
David: "I also told you that we were selling other stuff too."
Iz: "I thought you meant pillows!"

Captain Philip Santos: "You drove this? [David nodes] Through the Triangle of Death?"
David Packouz: "The Triangle of Death, bro!"
Efraim Diveroli: "We drive through all Triangles, including your moms."

"They're getting closer! Come on, man, go!"

David: "Do you seriously want to drive to Baghdad?"
Efraim: "David, we're gun runners. Let's go run some guns."