The Hangover Part II - Trailer 2 english

"I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe someday."

Kimmy: "This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me."
Alan: "Classic Stu."
Kimmy: "I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex..."
Phil: "You're not married yet it's no big deal."
Stu: "It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code."
Kimmy: "What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick."
Stu: "Load?"
Alan: "What load?"
Kimmy: "Oh you know, my sperm."
Stu: "That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?"
Kimmy: "My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!"

"What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book."