The Hangover Part II

Alan: "My uncle Roger says he saw an albino polar bear once."
Stu: "Really? Polar bears are white, how did he know it was albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

"I'm actually a part of this weird wolfpack. Hey, it's not weird it's pretty cool actually, no membership fees."

"What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book."

Alan: "You totally butchered that song."
Stu: "You totally butchered my life."

"So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes."

Stu: "Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!"
Alan: "We live an alternative lifestyle."

Phil: "Your password is baloney1?"
Mr. Chow: "Well, used to be just baloney, but now they make you add number."

"We had a sick night bitches!"