Magic Mike XXL * Quotes

Rome: "I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?"
Mike: "Come on, let's not do this."

Mike: "Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole 'it's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to go out there and do it together' speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman."
Big Dick Richie: "I'm a male entertainer."
Mike: "Oh yeah, what are we?"
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: "Male entertainers."
Rome: "Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?"

"Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!"

"I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?"

"Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!"

Big Dick Richie: "Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?"
Mike: "Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out."
Big Dick Richie: "If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present."
Mike: "Okay, I'll be present."