Ash vs Evil Dead - Season 1

"That's why I didn't have kids."

Ash: "Ok, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause thy're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adeplhia."
Kelly: "With stops in Choke-lahoma City and Die-ami."

"Same shit, different day."

Kelly: "The only person you're wiling to lay down and die for is you."
Ash: "Well, that's because I'm very important to me."
Pablo: "Yeah, we definitly shot the right one."

"Look, I like you As, I do. Never thought I'd say that to a crazed, chainsaw-handed Deadite killer."

"Honey, I'm home!"

"Let me dumb it down for you. What's out there knows, that you're alive, and it wants to be... un-alive."

Ash: "How's your day going?"
Amanda: "Not great."
Ash: "Welcome to my world."