Ash vs Evil Dead - Season 1

"Well, good news, I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?"

"Joined the militia, hence the amunition, 'Alway be Stockpilin', that's our motto."

"Ash, if I was a Deadite, I would be honored to have you chop my head off."

"You're hurting those pancakes."

"Just take a hit."

"Free you mind and your ass will follow!"

"When Evil shows up, it blows up... still workin' on the slogan."

"The book itself is harmless, unless wielded by someone either evil or very stupied."