Ash vs Evil Dead - Season 1

"Oh, I'll be polite. Right up until I'm rude."

"When it comes to Evil, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is."

"Yeah, I know it's not a very 'PC' thing to sya these days, but, uhm, chicks are like that."

"The other first thing I got to do is some cardio, 'cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night."

Amanda: "I can't really, um, trust my eyes these days."
Ruby: "There's nothing wrong with your eyes. Sometimes what you think you saw, it's exactly what you saw."

Ash: "I just wanted to say I'm sorry I have to leave you so soon."
Kelly: "I don't even know you..."
Ash: "And now, you never will..."

"With all due respect, your tiny brain is a lot safer without my problems in it."