Breaking Bad - Season 1

"I have cancer, lung cancer. It's bad."

Jesse: "Back off man, Jesus."
Walter: "We've got work to do."
Jesse: "No, no. You. you've got work to do. I did my part."
Walter: "You mean that obscenity that I spent the last two hour cleaning up? That is your contribution?"
Jesse: "Yo kiss my pink ass man. I didn't ask for any of this. Alright how am I supposed to live here now huh? My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaning."
Walter: "Because you didn't follow my instructions."
Jesse: "Oh, well heil Hitler bitch and let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin. OK, you and me. You and me. Coin flip is sacred. Your job is waiting for you in that basement, as per the coin. Fucking do it!"

"Skyler, there's something I have to tell you."

"Walter, I don't know what you think you're doing here, but trust me, this line of work doesn't suit you."

"Mr. White? Are you smoking weed? Oh my god... wait a minute, is that, is that my weed? What the hell man, make yourself at home why don't you."

Walter: "After we finish cleaning up this mess... we will go our separate ways. Our paths will never cross and we will tell this to no one. Understood?"
Jesse: "Oh, what I can talk now?"

"I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that."

Walter: "Hank, how much money is that?"
Hank: "Ah, it's about sevenhundred grand, a pretty good haul."
Walter: "Wow... that's... unusual isn't it, that kind of cash?"
Hank: "Um it's not the most we ever took. It's easy money, till we catch ya."