Breaking Bad - Season 3

Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vadar had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete "True dat! Two of 'em, Yo!"

"Hearts and minds, right? Get them young and they'll be yours forever."

Marie: "Pain is weakness leaving your body."
Hank: "Pain is my foot in your ass, Marie."
Marie: "Hey, if you can get your leg up that high, I say go for it."

Gustavo: "You are a wealthy man now. And one must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage."
Walter: "What advice do you have for me?"
Gustavo: "Never make the same mistake twice."

"If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it."

"Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!"

"So you're chasing around a fly and in your world, I'm the idiot?"

"Possum. Big, freaky, lookin' bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin' up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?"