Blind Date * Quotes

David Bedford: "I swear on my mother's grave."
Judge Harold Bedford: "Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire."
David Bedford: "I was speaking in the future tense."

"Mrs Yakamoto, I have your hair. I'm going to slip it under the door."

Ted: "...but don't get her drunk. If you get her drunk... she loses control!"
Walter: "Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?"

Nadia Gates: "I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?"
David Bedford: "Oh yes..."
Nadia Gates: "Okay, but no kissing."

Walter Davis: "Nadia I'm taking you home!"
Nadia Gates: "To Baton Rouge?"
Walter Davis: "I'm taking you to your friends house! Now what's the address?"

"Oh Walter... your beautiful car! Oh, look on the bright side, what else can happen?"

Nadia Gates: "Oh I feel horrible..."
Walter Davis: "Oh dare, I too... hope that you sobered up"