Blind Date

Harry Gruen: "Do I have to say the words, Walter?"
Walter Davis: "I am fired?"
Harry Gruen: "I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice"

Walter: "The reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!"
Nadia: "You gotta be kidding me."
Walter: "No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something."
Nadia: "Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of 'traditions'?"
Walter: "No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy."

"I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!"

Nadia Gates: "Oh I feel horrible..."
Walter Davis: "Oh dare, I too... hope that you sobered up"

"Oh Walter... your beautiful car! Oh, look on the bright side, what else can happen?"

Walter Davis: "Nadia I'm taking you home!"
Nadia Gates: "To Baton Rouge?"
Walter Davis: "I'm taking you to your friends house! Now what's the address?"

Nadia Gates: "I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?"
David Bedford: "Oh yes..."
Nadia Gates: "Okay, but no kissing."

Ted: "...but don't get her drunk. If you get her drunk... she loses control!"
Walter: "Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?"