Magic Mike * Quotes

"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! [smiling] But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight..."

"Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!"

"You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!"

Mike: "I have, like, $13,000 saved."
Brooke: "Wow. That's a lot of ones."
Mike: "There are some fives in there."
Brooke: "Oh, ok. No twenties?"
Mike: "Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties."

"How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?"

Brooke: "Entrepreneur/Stripper? Stripper/Entrepreneur?"
Mike: "Either one."
Brooke: "I was hoping this was all a joke."
Mike: "It is pretty funny."

Dallas: "He's young, good looking..."
Mike: "He can't dance for sure."
Dallas: "He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable."