Smokey and the Bandit

Junior: "Daddy, the top came off!"
Buford T. Justice: "No shit!?"

Bandit: "You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?"
Buford T. Justice: "Nobody's chasin' me, boy!"

Cledus Snow: "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure."
Bandit: "Shitty job."

Bandit: "What do you think they do for excitement in this town?"
Cledus: "Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."

Bandit: "You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?"
Buford T. Justice: "You bet your ass on that, boy."

Bandit: "Snowman, you got your ears on?"
Cledus: "You lucky devil, you got him! Where the hell are you?"

"I think I'm in love with your belt buckle."

Bandit: "Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem."
Little Enos: "It ain't never been done before, hot shit."
Bandit: "Watch your language, little lady."