The Boss Baby * Quotes

"It's not where it's been, it's where it will take you."

Baby Boss: "If I don't succeed in this mission I will live here forever with you!"
Tim: "Okay, I will help you. But just to get rid of you."
Baby Boss: "Deal."

"Cookies are for loosers!"

Tim: "You can really talk!"
Baby: "Fine, I can talk... now let's see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now. [throws some cash into Tim's face] Get yourself a little something."

Tim: "Who are you?"
Baby: "Let's just say I'm the boss."
Tim: "Just wait until mom and dad find out about this."
[Baby Boss starts snoring, wakes up again]
Baby: "Powernap! Uhm... you were saying?"

"You got the right baby for this job. I know how important this mission is to the company."

Tim: "He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit!"
Mother: "He's like a little man."
Tim: "He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's, oh, I don't know, a little freaky!"
Father: "Well you carried lamb-lamb around until you were like..."
Tim: "This is not about lamb-lamb."
Father: "Trust me one day you're going to love him with all of your heart."
Tim: "Never!"