Jimmy Kimmel

Tim: "He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit!"
Mother: "He's like a little man."
Tim: "He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's, oh, I don't know, a little freaky!"
Father: "Well you carried lamb-lamb around until you were like..."
Tim: "This is not about lamb-lamb."
Father: "Trust me one day you're going to love him with all of your heart."
Tim: "Never!"

[Doorbell rings]
Mother: "Tim, look who's here."
[she turns and she's holding a baby wearing a suit]"
Father: "Meet your new baby brother."

Mother: "Rise and shine."
Father: "It's take your kid to work day."
Tim: "Really?"

Father: "Oh, it's like they're having their own little meeting. [to the parents] Who wants desert?"
Baby Boss: "This is so humiliating."