The Boss Baby

Father: "Oh, it's like they're having their own little meeting. [to the parents] Who wants desert?"
Baby Boss: "This is so humiliating."

Tim: "Who are you?"
Baby Boss: "I'm on a mission. There's not enough love to go around, my job is to find out why. Now get me a double espresso and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll. [throwing cash on Tim's face] Get yourself a little something."

Baby Boss: "I can't do this without you, Tim."
Tim: "We do make a pretty good team."
Baby Boss: "No, literally, I can't reach the door knobs."

"It's not where it's been, it's where it will take you."

"Cookies are for loosers!"

[Baby crawling in a puppy outfit]
"I've never been so humiliated in my life! [a puppy starts smelling his butt] Aargh!"

Baby Boss: "If I don't succeed in this mission I will live here forever with you!"
Tim: "Okay, I will help you. But just to get rid of you."
Baby Boss: "Deal."

"You got the right baby for this job. I know how important this mission is to the company."