Miles Christopher Bakshi

Baby Boss: "If I don't succeed in this mission I will live here forever with you!"
Tim: "Okay, I will help you. But just to get rid of you."
Baby Boss: "Deal."

Tim: "You can really talk!"
Baby: "Fine, I can talk... now let's see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now. [throws some cash into Tim's face] Get yourself a little something."

Tim: "Who are you?"
Baby: "Let's just say I'm the boss."
Tim: "Just wait until mom and dad find out about this."
[Baby Boss starts snoring, wakes up again]
Baby: "Powernap! Uhm... you were saying?"

Tim: "He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit!"
Mother: "He's like a little man."
Tim: "He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's, oh, I don't know, a little freaky!"
Father: "Well you carried lamb-lamb around until you were like..."
Tim: "This is not about lamb-lamb."
Father: "Trust me one day you're going to love him with all of your heart."
Tim: "Never!"

Baby Boss: "I can't do this without you, Tim."
Tim: "We do make a pretty good team."
Baby Boss: "No, literally, I can't reach the door knobs."

Tim: "Who are you?"
Baby Boss: "I'm on a mission. There's not enough love to go around, my job is to find out why. Now get me a double espresso and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll. [throwing cash on Tim's face] Get yourself a little something."

Mother: "Rise and shine."
Father: "It's take your kid to work day."
Tim: "Really?"