The Interview * Quotes

Dave Skylark: "It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they want!"
Aaron Rapaport: "That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies."

"They hate us because they ain't us!"

"You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words!"

Dave Skylark: "Holy f*ckamole. Is that real?"
Kim Jong-un: "It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin"
Dave Skylark: "In my country it's pronounced Stallone."
Kim Jong-un: "You're so funny, Dave."

Agent Lacey: "The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out."
Dave Skylark: "Hmm?"
Agent Lacey: "Take him out."
Dave Skylark: "Take him out?"
Aaron Rapaport: "For drinks?"
Agent Lacey: "No, no, no. Take him out."
Dave Skylark: "Take out... like to dinner?"
Aaron Rapaport: "Take him out to a meal?"
Agent Lacey: "Take him out."
Aaron Rapaport: "On the town?"
Aaron Rapaport: "To party?"
Agent Lacey: "No. [whispering] Take him out."
Aaron Rapaport: "You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea!?"
Agent Lacey: "Yes."
Dave Skylark: "Whaaaaaaaat?"

"Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't!"

Dave Skylark: "This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!"
Aaron Rapaport: "I don't know who the fuck that is!"
Dave Skylark: "'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!"