The Interview

"Would you like a drink or some of Aaron's cocaine?"

"I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before!"

Dave Skylark: "It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they want!"
Aaron Rapaport: "That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies."

"Do not fight that tiger, you will die!"

"He does not have a butt hole. He has no need for one."

"I have no comment on Margaritas."

"He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it!"

Dave Skylark: "Kim must die, it's the American way."
Sook: "How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?"
Dave Skylark: "As many times as it takes!"