Randall Park

Emily: "Here's to nothing getting in the way of our adventure."
Michael: "Emily, I can't go to South America."
Emily: "Wait, wait. What?"
Michael: "Also I'm breaking up with you."
Emily: "When?"
Michael: "Like right now. This is it, you're in the middle of it."
Emily: [trying to kiss him] "You don't want to lose this."
Michael: "No... just stop."

"You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words!"

Dave Skylark: "Holy f*ckamole. Is that real?"
Kim Jong-un: "It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin"
Dave Skylark: "In my country it's pronounced Stallone."
Kim Jong-un: "You're so funny, Dave."

"I have no comment on Margaritas."

"I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before!"

Michael: "My band is really blowing up right now, and where I'm going there's going to be like a ton of..."
Emily: "Inspiration."
Michael: [at the same time] "...pussy."
Emily: "Inspiration?"
Michael: "No, pussy."
Emily: "I keep talking over you, but it's sounding like you're saying..."
Michael: "Pussy."
Emily: "Inspiri... I heard it that time."

Michael: "You have no direction in life."
Emily: "What does that mean?"
Michael: "You don't do anything, you're not going anywhere."

Teacher: "These kids don't even want to have teachers, not when they can have Google."
Mr. Sheldon: "Google can't teach a lesson."