Dakota Johnson

"The thing about single is you should cherish it."

Alice: "I'm gonna be alone forever... at least my dead body will service food for my cats... in the eight weeks that it takes for anybody to find me because nobody gives a fuck..."
Meg: "Why are you watching Bridget Jones?"

Robin: "You really need to get that taken care of."
Alice: "What do you mean? I barely have any hair."
Robin: "You should close your legs, there’s a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty... Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away? Seriously, it’s like Gandalf is staring right at me: No penis shall pass!"

"You know that girl, Christian?"

Robin: "In every male-female friendship there's a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted?"
Alice: "Two and a half, but maybe three if I've eaten."
Robin: "Okay, and Tom's is eight. So you can't hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you."
Alice: "If I had more than five drinks I'd hook up with you."
Robin: "My drink number is twenty-seven."
Alice: "What?"
Robin: "I wouldn't even touch myself on less than twenty-four."

"You know what? I'm just realising now that I'm going with a complete stranger to an abondant location covered in plastic. So... if you gonna dexter me, dying would not be the worst thing in the world right now, what is happening."

James: "Hey, buddy. I need you to listen very carefully to what I'm saying because there are lessons again and again throughout your whole life. You gotta learn from these things, right? It's not what you do, it's when and where you do it, and who you do it to or with. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen."
Lindsey: "Jimmy, he's six. You really think that's the best thing to be telling you kid?"
James: "Yeah."

Robin: "Let me teach you how to be single. Go get us some drinks."
Alice: "Okay."
Robin: "No, you don't buy the drinks. Boys buy the drinks. [takes Alice wallet] Not with this wallet."
Alice: "Okay."
Robin: "With this sausage wallet."