How To Be Single * Quotes

"The thing about single is you should cherish it."

Alice: "I'm gonna be alone forever... at least my dead body will service food for my cats... in the eight weeks that it takes for anybody to find me because nobody gives a fuck..."
Meg: "Why are you watching Bridget Jones?"

Robin: "You really need to get that taken care of."
Alice: "What do you mean? I barely have any hair."
Robin: "You should close your legs, there’s a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty... Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away? Seriously, it’s like Gandalf is staring right at me: No penis shall pass!"

"Well, for the record: this is not me leaving, this is you, pushing me away."

"I did think this through."

"No one's ever loved me enough to divorce me."

"I din't think it's coming out like it's been inside your head."