Carrie: "Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it."
Bandit: "And?"
Carrie: "One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!"
Bandit: "Well, at least he kept it in the family."