Robert MacDougal: "Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it."
Virginia Baker: "What are you doing here?"
Robert MacDougal: "I'm going to ask you some questions. If I don't like your answers, you're going out the window. Why are you following me?"
Virginia Baker: "I've got a proposition for you."
Robert MacDougal: "How do I know that you're not a cop?"
Virginia Baker: "I.. I don't know. You... You're just going to have to trust me."
Robert MacDougal: "Rule number two: never trust a naked woman."