Gwendolyn: "The big sale. No BPA, no MSG, no BHA, no BHT, no sesame, no soy, and of course no nuts or eggs or milk or butter or salt or sugar or wheat."
Amy: "No."
[the other mom's gasp in shock]
Gwendolyn: "What's that now?"
Amy: "I'm so tired of trying to be this perfect mom. I'm done."