Laird Mayhew: "I have a little surprise. Da-dah!"
[reveals a massive tattoo with the whole family on his back]
Ned Fleming: "Is that our Christmas card?"
Laird Mayhew: "It's all of you!"
Barb Fleming: "And it says 'Happy Holidays' and everything."
Laird Mayhew: "It says 'Happy Holidays'?"
Stephanie Fleming: "Yeah."
Laird Mayhew: "Woh, f*ck. I didn't know he'd put 'Happy Holidays' on there. I guess that's on me forever now."