Anger Management

Dr. Buddy Rydell: "Let's say hello to someone who's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backs: Dave."
Dave Buznik: "Hi. Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning and he's feeling much better."

"Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater."

"You're on my side of the arm rest. We're not gonna have problems, are we?"

"By the way, I like to sleep in the nude."

Dr. Buddy Rydell: "She said she was going out with a friend named Andrea."
Dave Buznik: "She doesn't have a friend named Andrea. Did she say Andrew?"
Dr. Buddy Rydell: "Oh, ah, yes Andrew... the testicle with legs."

"You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!"

Lou: "I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?"
Chuck: "Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping."
Lou: "Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant."

"I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch."