Baywatch

"You know the best part of winning? It's that you get to write what's happened."

Summer: "Don't do anything stupid."
Matt: "I will."

"Don't post that, the internet is forever."

"McDreamy, get over here, I need your help."

"Everything you guys talk about about sounds like a really entertaining but far fetched tv show."

"Baywatch is more than a job, it's a way of life."

Matt: "Hi, I'm Matt Brody."
Summer: "And not a single f*ck was given."

Kite Surfer: "Are you Batman?"
Mitch: "Sure Pal, just bigger... and browner."