Baywatch

Matt Brody: "I'm lying on a dead old lady."
Summer Quinn: "Our drawers are empty, why did you pick that drawer?"
Matt Brody: "Something just dripped on me."
Mitch Buchannon: "It's just a little dead man's fat. Necrotic liquid fat. Now will you stop being a baby."
Matt Brody: [some fat drops into his mouth] "That's it, I'm out!"

Matt Brody: "Why are we in the morgue?"
Mitch Buchannon: "We got to get some hard evidence."
Summer Quinn: "Someone's coming."
Matt Brody: "What do we do now?!"
Mitch Buchannon: "Now we hide."
Matt Brody: "Where?"

"Jason Bourne ain't got shit on me!"
[Matt gets hits on the head from behind]

Matt Brody: "I'm undercover!"
Mitch Buchannon: "Yeah... a little too undercover."

"We got to go undercover."

Matt Brody: "Am I the only one who thinks this is clearly a job for the police?"
Sgt. Ellerbee: "Thank you, blue eyed demon. [to Mitch] You got one job: make sure swimming happy white people don't drown."

Mitch Buchannon: "We're gonna have to do what Baywatch does best. The truth is, one of you will probably die."
Ronnie: "Yeah... what? Nooo!"

"Some people are up to no good."
[to Mitch]