Girls Trip

"That's some white boy shit right there."

"Where did you hide it?"
"Where the sun don't shine."
"You know what? That can cause a lot of infections."
"Girl, you can't get no infection in your booty hole! It's the booty hole!"

"Today is the last day that we ever will be this young!"

"How much did she drink!?"

"This weekend is about us, we deeserve this, so let's go."

"If you are going to come along with us, please refrein from saying things liek 'preach' or 'go girl' or any other colloquialisms that you may have looked up on urban dictionary."

Sasha Franklin: "What are you doing, that's my car!"
Tow Truck Driver: "Not anymore."

"Lord, please make sure, that Lisa don't get a STD, and that nobody has kidney failures, while we get messed up and let me get pregnant by somebody rich, that last. Amen."