Hercules

Hercules: "Uhm, so how'd you get stuck with the..."
Meg: "Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours'. [Hercules looks irritated] Don't worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya."

Panic: "He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there."
Pain: "You mean, 'if' he gets outta there."
Panic: "If? If is good."

Zeus: "So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?"
Hades: "Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?"

Hercules: "Aren't you... a damsel in distress?"
Meg: "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this! Have a nice day."

"Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way."