Intolerable Cruelty

Marylin: "They bought Massey's argument. If I lied or cheated and was with Rex only for his money, then he shouldn't have to give me any."
Sarah Sorkin: "Well, that makes no sense. Why else would you put in all those years?"

Marylin: "What are you after Miles?"
Miles: "Well, I'm a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount."
Marylin: "Well, don't look at mine."

"I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it."

Marylin: "I thought he'd outgrown trains."
Gus Petch: "They never grow up, they just get tubby."

Miles: "Tell me more about yourself."
Marylin: "Alright, Miles. Let me tell you everything you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast."

Flight Attendant: "You didn't win."
Marylin: "Excuse me?"
Flight Attendant: "I can always tell, coming back from Vegas, who didn't win."
Marylin: "You're right."

Miles: "So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear."
Rex: "Is it possible?"
Miles: "It's a challenge."

Rex: "My wife has me between a rock and a hard place."
Miles: "That's her job. You should respect that."