Intolerable Cruelty

Miles: "You're looking well, Marilyn."
Marylin: "Hello Miles."
Miles: "Obscene wealth becomes you."
Marylin: "I should have known you'd be here."
Miles: "Be here? I'm the key note speaker."
Marylin: "How nice for you."
Miles: ""Nailing Your Spouse's Assets"."
Marylin: "Excuse me?"
Miles: "My speech."
Marylin: "Oh... Oh, I'm sure you'll bring the house down."
Miles: "It's an easy crowd. At this point, I think you're probably the only person I can't teach anything to."
Marylin: "Really?"

"I'm fascinated by that creature. Richer than me? Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again. Excuse me."

"I saw an ad in the paper. 'No-fault divorce. Two week divorce without a lawyer'. Made me sick to my stomach. No-fault divorce."

Howard D. Doyle: "I love you. I trust you."
Miles: "It's the pre-nup. Brilliant."

Gus Petch: "You seem to be taking it pretty good. I've seen 'em come in here, weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral. Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around."
Marylin: "Don't get me wrong, Mr..."
Gus Petch: "Petch. Gus Petch."
Marylin: "Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing, I am delighted that you found this material. This is going to be my passport to wealth, independence... and freedom."
Gus Petch: "Sounds to me that you gonna nail his ass."

Gus Petch: "I'm an ass nailer."
Marylin: "So I see."
Gus Petch: "Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching. Life circle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around."

"I'm gonna nail your ass!"

Miles: "I assume you're a carnivore."
Marylin: "Oh, Mr. Massey. You have no idea."