La La Land

Sebastian: "I want to let you know you're looking at a new man. A man who's happy to be here."
Boss: "Right, and you'll play the set list?"
Sebastian: "Gladly... although, you know, I thought in this town it worked on a sort of 'one for you, one for me' basis type system. How about two for you, one for me? ... How about all for you and none for me?"
Boss: "That's perfect, yes."
Sebastian: "Great."
Boss: "Okay."
Sebastian: "Okay, a mutual decision then?"
Boss: "Made by me."
Sebastian: "Right, and I sign off on it, so..."
Boss: "Whatever. Tell yourself what you want to know."

Karen: "Welcome back, Seb."
Sebastian: "There's a nice way to say that, Karen."

Sebastian: "You should come."
Mia: "To Boise?"
Sebastian: "You can knock it off your bucket list."

"I think you should call it Seb's because no one will come to a place called Chicken on a Stick."

"They worship everything and they value nothing."

Sebastian: "What do you mean you don't like jazz?"
Mia: "It just means that when I listen to it, I don't like it."

"You're a barista? I can see how you can look down on me from all the way up there."

Sebastian: "F*ck them!"
Mia: "That's what you always say."