Magic Mike

Dallas: "He's young, good looking..."
Mike: "He can't dance for sure."
Dallas: "He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable."

"Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!"

Brooke: "Entrepreneur/Stripper? Stripper/Entrepreneur?"
Mike: "Either one."
Brooke: "I was hoping this was all a joke."
Mike: "It is pretty funny."

"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! [smiling] But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight..."

"How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?"

Mike: "I have, like, $13,000 saved."
Brooke: "Wow. That's a lot of ones."
Mike: "There are some fives in there."
Brooke: "Oh, ok. No twenties?"
Mike: "Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties."

"You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!"