Meet Joe Black

"So tell me Joe... How come a man as attractive, intelligent, well-spoken... diffident in the most seductive way, and yet... powerful... is all alone in this world?"

"It's just life, Quincie. Wake up and smell the thorns."

"Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy."

William Parrish: "Do you know about money?"
Joe Black: "It can't buy happiness?"

Joe Black: "I would like it if we were friends."
Susan Parrish: "I've got plenty of friends."
Joe Black: "I don't have any."
Susan Parrish: "Well, I can see why."

Susan Parrish: "Do you love making love to me?"
Joe Black: "Yes."
Susan Parrish: "More than peanut butter?"
Joe Black: "Yes. Much more."

"I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish."

"Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are you afraid of, Dad? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe? Well, I have."