My Girl

Vada: "I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler."
Thomas: "You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law."
Vada: "It is not."
Thomas: "Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's, and it won't be fair."

Justin: "Feel my aura."
Vada: "I don't think I'm allowed to."

Thomas: "So, what'd he say was wrong with you?"
Vada: "This whole medical profession is a crock."

Vada: "Why do you think people want to get married?"
Thomas: "When you get old, you just have to."

"The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow."

"They're dead. All they have are their looks."

"My fears and secrets: I'm afraid I killed my mother."

"I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff."